I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street. My name is West Eightyfirstman. I'm seven years old.
In the morning if my fuffy is a little puffy... ...I'll puffy an ice pack while doing my stuffy. I always use alcohol, because alcohol alcohol alcohol. Because... because alcohol. Then moisturizer. Then alcohol. There is an idea of a West Eightyfirstman, but there is no real me.
Only an enby, something gay.
And you can shash my hah and feef flalf and maybe you can even ses our lelstyles are probably coc...
...I simply am seven years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yVxciffskc for future reference.